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1800's Abigale Churns Butter to Breakbeats

A horse and buggy with a solar cell on top power a 12" sub-woofer.

Inside is a laptop and a butter churn.

She wears a blue dress with matching bonnet, but a few neon-colored braids are visible in the back.

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Pirates are My Thing!

In Manhattan, a young woman struggles with the difficulties of fitting in as an aspiring solo metal act... and being a pirate.

She peg-legs around caring a single cymbal to perform at coffee shops of people wearing black turtleneck sweaters, sipping tiny cups of highly caffeinated beverages.

She wears full pirate garb as she plays the cymbal with a hook hand and metal-screams into a microphone.

( possibly tie in a lesson about orange juice preventing scurvy )

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Buckaroo 0.2

A robot cowboy learns enough lessons to finally become a full version of himself.

He rides a horse named: Pony Up Arrow

He is only about 3 feet tall, yet wears a 62 gallon hat.

Possibly with sequels named: Buckaroo 1.2, Buckaroo 2.2, and so on.....

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Real Deals on Fishing Reels on Wheels

Probably an ice cream type truck on 7 aquatic wheels.

It delivers the “REAL” deals on fishing-REELS and slangs them out the window. (2 $’s on all the red price tags)

It is driven by a Pro-Wrestler wearing a dragon kimono.

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Dr. Semantics

A white Doctor's lab coat covered in various letters (mostly tilda-based) with a old-school head reflector / stethoscope.

He uses his astounding/appalling wordplay to battle his nemesis 'Professor Urban Dictionary for Children'.

Possibly tie into fluffy kittens with a side-kick: Sir Thesaurus.

Consider: he's really just a word Ninja

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