Three fluffy kittens sit in a hot-tub.
One of them is Sgt. Flufferz; who has a large orange cookie duster mustache, and some huge patroller shades.
He and the fluffy kitten squad investigate crimes that never happened from a hot tub in the dome (head) dome.
A full body spandex suit covered in arrows pointing in every direction, with a arrow on a spring on top of her head.
She misdirects you into thinking you can be misdirected.
A white Doctor's lab coat covered in various letters (mostly tilda-based) with a old-school head reflector / stethoscope.
He uses his astounding/appalling wordplay to battle his nemesis 'Professor Urban Dictionary for Children'.
Possibly tie into fluffy kittens with a side-kick: Sir Thesaurus.
Consider: he's really just a word Ninja
I have no fossil record of what I should think.
I just allow my cat to consume gravy all day.
Probably an ice cream type truck on 7 aquatic wheels.
It delivers the “REAL” deals on fishing-REELS and slangs them out the window. (2 $’s on all the red price tags)
It is driven by a Pro-Wrestler wearing a dragon kimono.
I misplaced the instruction manual to my mind’s eye. Can you help me visualize where I left it?
Covering your arse (possibly more pg-13?) and considering all possibilities.
Figure it all out already! Paint a picture and frame it up. It’s all just NULL.
opti-misti-math <-- funny
fuzzy shag carpet calculators with large buttons
Estimations via precision; on how long poles would have to be to touch stuff with, in terms of astrophysics.
The birds and bees - explained in modern GMO-based terms.
Possibly with, tasmanian devil Mendel inheritance based whirlwind humor.
A robot cowboy learns enough lessons to finally become a full version of himself.
He rides a horse named: Pony Up Arrow
He is only about 3 feet tall, yet wears a 62 gallon hat.
Possibly with sequels named: Buckaroo 1.2, Buckaroo 2.2, and so on.....
A lesson in NOT sharing:
A lesson in avoiding people standing outside of you local hood stores.
Why bother.... when there are wooden barrels filled to the brim of government issue fish brain gravy?
Also the barrels have spigots at the bottom for feeding the stray cats.
In Manhattan, a young woman struggles with the difficulties of fitting in as an aspiring solo metal act... and being a pirate.
She peg-legs around caring a single cymbal to perform at coffee shops of people wearing black turtleneck sweaters, sipping tiny cups of highly caffeinated beverages.
She wears full pirate garb as she plays the cymbal with a hook hand and metal-screams into a microphone.
( possibly tie in a lesson about orange juice preventing scurvy )
A horse and buggy with a solar cell on top power a 12" sub-woofer.
Inside is a laptop and a butter churn.
She wears a blue dress with matching bonnet, but a few neon-colored braids are visible in the back.
With only a tool kit, overhauls, and knowledge; she overcomes obstacles of the world.
( MacGyver theme, ie. making the most of what you are handed unexpectedly )