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A batman villain and children's books authors are…. pretty much the same thing.

They take a logically absurd and insane world and paint a picture of fluffy cartoon fun adventure-type euphemisms.

Three fluffy kittens sit in a hot-tub.

One of them is Sgt. Flufferz; who has a large orange cookie duster mustache, and some huge patroller shades.

He and the fluffy kitten squad investigate crimes that never happened from a hot tub in the dome (head) dome.

Age Rating: G

A full body spandex suit covered in arrows pointing in every direction, with a arrow on a spring on top of her head.

She misdirects you into thinking you can be misdirected.

Age Rating: G

A white Doctor's lab coat covered in various letters (mostly tilda-based) with a old-school head reflector / stethoscope.

He uses his astounding/appalling wordplay to battle his nemesis 'Professor Urban Dictionary for Children'.

Possibly tie into fluffy kittens with a side-kick: Sir Thesaurus.

Consider: he's really just a word Ninja

Age Rating: G

I have no fossil record of what I should think.

I just allow my cat to consume gravy all day.

Age Rating: G

Probably an ice cream type truck on 7 aquatic wheels.

It delivers the “REAL” deals on fishing-REELS and slangs them out the window. (2 $’s on all the red price tags)

It is driven by a Pro-Wrestler wearing a dragon kimono.

Age Rating: G

I misplaced the instruction manual to my mind’s eye. Can you help me visualize where I left it?

Age Rating: PG

Covering your arse (possibly more pg-13?) and considering all possibilities.

Age Rating: PG

Hip-Hop style reversing reality. (possibly with break-dancing)

Age Rating: PG

Figure it all out already! Paint a picture and frame it up. It’s all just NULL.

opti-misti-math <-- funny

fuzzy shag carpet calculators with large buttons

Age Rating: PG

A journey into insta-boredom and other attention-span-based humor.

Age Rating: PG

Estimations via precision; on how long poles would have to be to touch stuff with, in terms of astrophysics.

Age Rating: PG

The birds and bees - explained in modern GMO-based terms.
Possibly with, tasmanian devil Mendel inheritance based whirlwind humor.

Age Rating: PG

A robot cowboy learns enough lessons to finally become a full version of himself.

He rides a horse named: Pony Up Arrow

He is only about 3 feet tall, yet wears a 62 gallon hat.

Possibly with sequels named: Buckaroo 1.2, Buckaroo 2.2, and so on.....

Age Rating: G

A lesson in NOT sharing:

  • hats
  • opinions
  • or visions of a better tomorrow
Age Rating: G

A lesson in avoiding people standing outside of you local hood stores.

Why bother.... when there are wooden barrels filled to the brim of government issue fish brain gravy?

Also the barrels have spigots at the bottom for feeding the stray cats.

Age Rating: PG13

In Manhattan, a young woman struggles with the difficulties of fitting in as an aspiring solo metal act... and being a pirate.

She peg-legs around caring a single cymbal to perform at coffee shops of people wearing black turtleneck sweaters, sipping tiny cups of highly caffeinated beverages.

She wears full pirate garb as she plays the cymbal with a hook hand and metal-screams into a microphone.

( possibly tie in a lesson about orange juice preventing scurvy )

Age Rating: G

A horse and buggy with a solar cell on top power a 12" sub-woofer.

Inside is a laptop and a butter churn.

She wears a blue dress with matching bonnet, but a few neon-colored braids are visible in the back.

Age Rating: G

With only a tool kit, overhauls, and knowledge; she overcomes obstacles of the world.

( MacGyver theme, ie. making the most of what you are handed unexpectedly )

Age Rating: PG