Gurgles McDummy Disagrees
A lesson in keeping your maiden name when a hyphenated name would just sound stupid.
Being more angry doesn't make your opinion louder.
PG
Why is that a Rhetorical Question?
You don't think? Query recursion. Possibly involving Doctor Semantics...
Fred Buck McCrewcut
He's pretty much exactly what you'd expect.
Rebecca Wrenches Repairs Reality
With only a tool kit, overhauls, and knowledge; she overcomes obstacles of the world.
( MacGyver theme, ie. making the most of what you are handed unexpectedly )
Maury says, “Enki is…. NOT the father!”
The birds and bees - explained in modern GMO-based terms.
Possibly with, tasmanian devil Mendel inheritance based whirlwind humor.
Obtaining Apologies from Beyond the Event Horizon.
Pretty much the most racially abused thing in this plane of existence.
Insanity summarized.
Caviar and Fancy Shoes w/ Mr. Figurehead.
Estimations via precision; on how long poles would have to be to touch stuff with, in terms of astrophysics.
“What Else Are We Doing?”
A journey into insta-boredom and other attention-span-based humor.
Everything Multiplied by 0; is Nothing - Sarcastic Fuzzy Math.
Figure it all out already! Paint a picture and frame it up. It’s all just NULL.
opti-misti-math <-- funny
fuzzy shag carpet calculators with large buttons
Script Flippin'
Hip-Hop style reversing reality. (possibly with break-dancing)